novelapdf Chapter 232 Shit Drizzled Over Your Head
Chapter 232 Shit Drizzled Over Your Head
"Wow! Haha! This is truly riding the wind, roaming freely between heaven and earth!"
With one hand gripping the dragon's mane and the other stroking the air, Chen Fengchao felt the strong wind blowing in his face and couldn't help but let out bursts of joyful laughter.
Hearing Chen Fengchao's laughter, the Dragon Girl was also extremely excited.
The first twenty years were incredibly boring, like being a prisoner in Luanyun Reef.
Those shrimp soldiers and crab generals were incredibly stupid and terrified of themselves.
They don't even dare to speak loudly to themselves, and they have no way to understand the outside world.
Fortunately, I managed to escape this time.
I'll never have to suffer that injustice again.
Just as he left Yingzhou City, he suddenly transformed into his true form as a white dragon, scaring away the mortals who had followed him and harbored improper thoughts about him.
It's so much fun!
Thinking of something amusing, the Dragon Girl couldn't help but cheer along with Chen Fengchao.
A loud and clear dragon roar resounded through the heavens.
Countless birds within a radius of a thousand miles were so frightened that they lost control of their bladders.
Downward
Chechi Kingdom
The monks and overseers who were being escorted to do hard labor suddenly heard the dragon's roar and looked up at the sky in astonishment.
What was that sound?
"It sounds like it's coming from the air!"
"Could it be the legendary dragon's roar?"
"Isn't it said that a dragon's roar sounds like a cow's moo? This doesn't sound like a cow's moo at all!"
The overseers, neglecting to supervise the monks' work, stretched their necks out and stared wide-eyed, desperately searching for the creature making the noise.
quickly
Countless black dots fell from the sky.
"Huh? Something fell down?"
"So many! Has it rained?"
Just as they were trying hard to see what the countless black dots in the sky were, countless bird droppings came flying at them.
Those who tilt their heads back and open their mouths have instantly won the grand prize.
"Pah! Pah! Pah! What kind of rain is this? It's so bitter!"
"Pah! Something hard got into my mouth."
A group of unlucky souls, drawn by the dragon's roar, were greeted with a shower of bird droppings on their faces.
One of the foremen reached out and wiped his face, smearing several clumps of white, black, and green bird droppings evenly on his face.
"It stinks! It's poop! Bird poop!"
"vomit!"
"Ugh~"
The monks, who had already been captured and forced to do hard labor, were doused with bird droppings, making their already bitter faces even more bitter.
The leader, Juexing, wiped the bird droppings off his face and couldn't help but look towards the distant high platform.
Sitting there is Tiger Power Immortal, one of the three Imperial Advisors.
This person is quick-tempered and ruthless. If he gets drenched in bird droppings, he might take his anger out on his disciples.
Jue Xing's expression changed instantly the moment he caught a glimpse of Tiger Power Immortal out of the corner of his eye.
Tiger Power Immortal, whose lips still bore traces of bird droppings, had a gloomy and somber expression.
He immediately roared, "Where did this wild dragon come from, daring to act so arrogantly before this immortal?"
He raised his whisk and flicked it, a flash of light appeared, and all the bird droppings on his body were swept away.
Then, Tiger Power Immortal's feet created clouds, and with a flick of his whisk, he rose into the clouds and chased straight after the Dragon Girl.
He has always acted arrogantly and domineeringly in Chechi Kingdom, and even the king and queen have to be mindful of his feelings.
I have never been treated with such rudeness.
Tiger Power Immortal grew angrier the more he thought about it, and immediately accelerated towards Chen Fengchao and the other man.
Tiger Power Immortal came with overwhelming force, his aura locking onto her from thousands of miles away, and the Dragon Girl naturally couldn't be unaware of it.
She glanced over and saw a tiger demon dressed in a yellow robe charging towards her menacingly.
The dragon girl was slightly taken aback. In order to conceal her figure, she was flying above the clouds. Although her dragon roar had frightened countless birds, those birds could not fly that high.
She hadn't even noticed that the birds had pooped in fright.
He had no idea why the tiger demon was coming after him.
But she was a true dragon, born sacred, and would not be afraid of this mere tiger demon.
He immediately sat up and looked down at the furious Tiger Power Immortal.
Tiger Power Immortal was already furious, and seeing that the dragon still had a "what can you do about it?" attitude, he became even more enraged.
"Hey! You wild dragon, why are you causing trouble in my Chechi Kingdom!"
Tiger Power Immortal's mention of Chechi Kingdom sent a jolt through Chen Fengchao's heart.
Chechi Kingdom?
That name sounds familiar; I think I've heard of this place before.
"Wild dragon? You're blind! I am the Third Princess of the West Sea Dragon King! You tiger demon, how dare you provoke me? You have quite the nerve!"
The Third Princess of the West Sea Dragon King?
Tiger Power Immortal's aura faltered.
"Although I possess magical powers, I have not been ordained, have never held a position in the Heavenly Court, nor have I ever commanded any troops. Many rituals still require the assistance of these true gods, so I must not offend them out of momentary anger."
Tiger Power Immortal's anger subsided: "This humble Taoist did not know it was the Third Princess in person. However, why is the Third Princess not staying properly in the Western Sea, but instead coming to my Chechi Kingdom to make a fool of me? But in what way have I offended the Third Princess?"
"Toying with you?"
A question mark appeared above the dragon girl's head.
She had no idea what kind of place was below, let alone who the tiger demon in front of her was, so how could she have time to play tricks on him?
Seeing the Dragon Girl's feigned innocence and ignorance, Tiger Power Immortal's anger, which had been suppressed, surged up again.
With a flick of his whisk, the clouds below dispersed, revealing a round water mirror that showed the group of people covered in bird droppings.
The Dragon Girl couldn't help but turn around and exchange a glance with Chen Fengchao on her back: What does this mean? What does bird poop have to do with us?
Chen Fengchao was initially stunned, but then he remembered the dragon's roar and immediately made a guess.
Just now, when the dragon girl let out her dragon roar, a cacophony of bird calls could be faintly heard from below.
The cries clearly revealed a hint of panic.
Could it be?
Chen Fengchao, certain that his deduction was correct, immediately gave Long Nu a look: It must be you!
The Dragon Girl glared at her: "Nonsense! Can dragons poop like birds?"
Chen Fengchao: ...
Seeing the man and the dragon playing a game of eye contact, Tiger Power Immortal realized that there was actually another person on the dragon girl's back!
The aura seemed to have a connection to him.
It's no coincidence!
Tiger Power Immortal, who already thought he was being deliberately tricked, turned completely pale.
Fine, fine! You really think you're easy to bully just because you don't have any backers, huh?
Tiger Power Immortal sneered inwardly, but did not urge them. He wanted to see what tricks this man and dragon could pull!
the other side
The Dragon Girl failed to exchange a glance with Chen Fengchao, and angrily retorted, "Are you stupid! Can dragons poop bird poop? How could I have done this?"
When Chen Fengchao saw her speak, he was suddenly stunned: Why are we making eye contact when I still have a mouth?
"I mean, is it possible that you just yelled and startled a flock of birds below, which caused this situation?"