novelapdf Chapter 103: I let you make a wish, but I didn't make you mutate!
Chapter 103: I let you make a wish, but I didn't make you mutate!
Chapter 103: I let you make a wish, but I didn't make you mutate!
"Ah—! Gold! It's gold!"
The screams tore through the morning mist.
The disciple who wished to get rich was now wildly waving his right arm.
Skin hardens, pores close up, and a brilliant golden hue spreads wildly from fingertips like a plague.
"I'm rich! Hahahaha!"
He frantically swung his arms, trying to show off his immense wealth to his companions.
Click.
The pure gold arm was simply too heavy; the fragile shoulder blades could not bear this "heavy wealth."
The entire arm, along with its tendons and skin, was torn off like a piece of rotten flesh and crashed heavily into the pile of rubble.
when--!
The dull, metallic clanging sound was enough to make your teeth ache.
"Damn, that's meticulous." In his mind, Qiongqi, scratching his calloused feet, rolled on the ground laughing. "Kid, look at this quality, 999 pure gold! What's this called? This is called a lie being the truth." "If you pick up this arm, you'll be set for life."
"Shut up! I'm about to throw up!" Yu Liang roared inwardly.
The disciple lay on the ground, his only remaining left hand frantically scratching at the severed arm. Even though half of his body had begun to stiffen and turn metallic, his eyes were still fixed on that mesmerizing golden light.
This is just the beginning.
creak—creak—
A chilling sound of bones stretching echoed.
The short man next to him who wished to be "taller than others" looked as if his neck had been forcibly pulled up by an invisible hand.
Half a meter. One meter. Two meters.
The cervical vertebrae were stretched to be as thin as bamboo poles, and the blood vessels were so bulging that they were transparently visible.
The head swayed in mid-air like a rotten fruit hanging from a treetop, looking down at the terrified crowd with a satisfied yet eerie grin: "Higher—really higher—you ants are all under my feet—"
"The cause-and-effect lines from this perspective are practically twisted into a pretzel," Qiongqi exclaimed in amazement. "Look at that black line, running straight from the top of that long-necked skull to the ground. That old thing down there is drinking juice through that straw. This isn't evolution; it's forcibly ripening a 'human pill.' Kid, this mess is on your head; it'll taste delicious."
Some people's pants ripped open at the back, revealing a crocodile tail covered in scales; others' mouths split open to their ears, dripping foul-smelling saliva.
But these lunatics felt no fear.
They looked at each other's distortions, their eyes filled with an even more fervent madness.
"A miracle! The Stone Goddess has appeared!"
"This is the end of evolution!"
Ji Linglong gripped the broken shovel tightly in her hand.
The cold air rushed up from the soles of my feet to the top of my head.
Is this—the method of Zizhu Peak?
Using the greed of mortals, they twist the flesh and turn living people into these inhuman monsters.
This is hardly the cultivation of immortality.
This is clearly a demonic path ten thousand times more evil than the Eclipse Cult!
She instinctively looked ahead.
Yu Liang stood on high ground, his clothes fluttering in the wind.
Faced with this hellish scene, he didn't panic at all, not even raising an eyebrow.
He was observing.
He is evaluating.
He is admiring it!
"Young Master—" Ji Linglong's terrifying suspicion was now completely confirmed. "What kind of hell on earth do you intend to turn the Qingxuan Sect into?"
however.
At this moment, Yu Liang, who appeared as calm as a rock on the surface, was actually as panicked as an ant on a hot pan inside.
"They went too far."
Yu Liang watched as the guy with the neck stretched out two meters long tried to wash his companion's face with his tongue, and his stomach churned.
Is this supposed to be a wish? This is clearly a scene of genetic mutation!
In the field of vision, the so-called "stone god" is no longer a stone.
It was a huge, pulsating, dark red tumor!
Countless black causal lines, like greedy straws, pierced the skulls of fanatical disciples.
Beneath the tumor, a thick, suffocating black root is piercing through the rock strata, reaching deep into the earth.
Below that lies the "Great Terror" that suppressed the earth's veins back then?
"Hmph?"
Pigsy stared at the bleeding stone, his drool almost dripping onto Yu Liang's shoes.
"Eat my ass! Those are the eyeballs of a demon! Aren't you afraid of getting indigestion and exploding into fireworks if you eat them?" Yu Liang gritted his teeth. "Find a way to plug it up right now! If this thing fully awakens, we're all doomed!"
"What's the panic?" Qiongqi picked its teeth, grinning sinisterly. "This mess has only just begun to turn. Look, the money-giver is here. This old black-faced guy claims to be practicing the law, but there's no logic here anymore; his methods are utter nonsense!"
Just then, several sharp sword lights tore through the sky.
"You audacious fiend! How dare you practice such evil arts within the Qingxuan Sect!"
Tie Wuqing, leading a team of elite enforcers, landed with thunderous force.
However, the moment he saw the scene clearly, the stern and impartial chief elder's black face turned deathly pale.
"What the hell is this?!"
The giraffe-shaped disciple in mid-air turned his head, his neck coiling like a snake, and grinned as he approached Tie Wuqing: "Elder Tie, are you here to make a wish too? I wish that the whips of the Enforcement Hall would turn into noodles, soft and fluffy when they lash my body, and even smell like scallions, so comfortable."
"presumptuous!"
Enraged, Tie Wuqing swung his right hand violently.
Sizzle—
Lightning exploded, and the long whip, like a venomous dragon emerging from its cave, lashed out at the monster's head.
Snapped!
A bizarre scene unfolded.
The originally violent purple lightning suddenly became soft and yielding the moment it touched the disciple.
It really did turn into noodles.
It's still wide noodles.
With a soft splat, it stuck wet to the disciple's face.
"Thank you for the reward, Elder!"
The giraffe disciple curled his tongue, swallowed the noodles, and chewed them with relish: "So delicious! It even has scallion oil flavor!"
Quiet.
A deathly silence.
Tie Wuqing stared at the remaining half of the noodle stick in his hand, his whole body cracking open.
The disciples of the Enforcement Hall behind him were completely demoralized.
"What?! How did my flying sword turn into a cucumber?!"
A disciple screamed in terror as the gleaming flying sword in his hand transformed into a bright green cucumber with thorns on its top.
"My breast-protecting glasses have turned into a pot lid!"
"My robes—how did they turn into a red bellyband?!"
Chaos spread like a virus.
The domain of the Stone God's laws has assimilated this space.
Here, logic is dead, and imagination reigns supreme.
If you dare to dream, reality will be distorted.
"Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful!"
Qiongqi greedily inhaled the chaotic causal aura in the air, "There is no Dao here now, only thought."
Whoever has the strongest will is the king of heaven. Look at that old dark-faced man, he's practically thinking himself out of his mind.
Tie Wuqing was horrified to discover that the moment the thought "I wish this were a dream" flashed through his mind, his body began to turn transparent, like a bubble about to burst.
"Keep your mind focused! Don't let your thoughts wander!"
Tie Wuqing bit his tongue, the excruciating pain forcing him to steady himself. He spat out a mouthful of blood to prevent himself from disappearing on the spot.
But he couldn't stop his men from collapsing.
"I can become stronger without taking a shower—"
One of the laziest law enforcement disciples muttered to himself.
The next second, the filth on his body hardened and multiplied, turning into an indestructible "mud armor" that emitted a suffocating stench, yet his aura surged to the peak of the Foundation Establishment stage.
"A miracle! It really is a miracle!"
The defenses of the Enforcement Hall have completely collapsed.
Someone dropped their cucumber sword, knelt down with a thud, and frantically kowtowed before the fleshy stone: "Goddess Stone, I want a waist as slender as Peak Master Liu's!"
Click.
His waist instantly contracted, becoming a "wasp waist" only as thick as a wrist, and his upper and lower body swayed precariously, as if a gust of wind could break them.
"They've gone mad—they've all gone mad—"
Seeing this scene, Tie Wuqing felt as if his Dao heart, which he had cultivated for a hundred years, had shattered into pieces.
He turned his head sharply, his bloodshot eyes fixed on Yu Liang high above.
"Yu Liang! You're the one who did this, aren't you?!"
Yu Liang spread his hands innocently and even wiped the drool off Pig Master.
"Kid, stop acting." Qiongqi's voice suddenly turned serious for a moment, carrying a hint of warning. "The balance of cause and effect has spiraled out of control. If you don't shift the blame, the first thing to be eliminated when this tumor explodes will be you, the 'instigator.' Heaven can't erase you, but it can format everything around you into mush."
"I know!" Yu Liang gritted his teeth and replied in his heart, then shouted to Tie Wuqing, "Elder Tie, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. This is clearly because everyone's sincerity moved Heaven. Look how happy they are."
hapiness?
Watching the one that turned to gold and was still screaming in agony, the one covered in black fur picking lice, the one whose back was about to break but was still wiggling its butt—
Is this what you call happiness?!
This looks exactly like a mental hospital's outdoor exercise area!
Ji Linglong stood aside, looking at Yu Liang's smug face, and the awe in her heart had turned into fear.
However, one person was very excited: Liu Bo, the undercover agent.
Liu Bo couldn't help but sigh: "Not only do they create chaos, but they can also absolve themselves of all responsibility amidst the chaos, and even stand on the moral high ground to point fingers."
Is this the realm of the Demon Lord?
"Young Master," Liu Bo took a half step closer, lowering his voice, his tone trembling with a hint of worship, "this Mind-Disrupting Demon Array is simply unpredictable, even capable of distorting the rules of the Enforcement Hall. Shouldn't we now allow the Eclipse Moon Cult's army to take advantage of this weakness?"
Yu Liang's lips twitched.
Dude, can you please stop having such a vivid imagination?
I'm in a real bind now!