Immortal Reincarnation Tribulation

Chapter 259 Returning to the Village Late at Night

When he arrived at the door of a slightly larger bamboo house, he stopped and stood there stunned, his face showing a mixture of bewilderment and disbelief.

Inside the bamboo hut, sounds of pleasure from men and women could also be heard. If that were all, it wouldn't be anything special; such things were quite normal in the dead of night in a bandit's den.

However, what Du Fan found utterly unbelievable was that the owner of this bamboo house was none other than the legendary homosexual Sha Laosan! Didn't he like men...?

"Click-clack..."

Just as Du Fan was stunned, Sha Laosan's door was pushed open, and a burly man with disheveled clothes walked out. It was none other than Sha Laosan, a man with a body full of fat and hair on his chest. At this moment, he came face to face with Du Fan.

"Chief...Chief, when did you get back? By the way, what about your injuries?" Sha Laosan was completely stunned. After a long while, he licked his dry lips and stammered.

"Oh, I just got back. My injuries are much better now. Where are you headed?" Du Fan coughed, feeling a little embarrassed. He was standing there motionless, which gave people the impression of spying on him. This was a subtle matter that was hard to explain.

"Um... I need to relieve myself..." Old Man Sha was even more embarrassed than Du Fan. His face turned red, and he swallowed hard before saying this.

"That's what I was thinking too, let's go together then." Du Fan said casually, turned around and walked in one direction. At the same time, he clenched his hands tightly in his sleeves. He had never done anything so embarrassing before.

"What? Ah... Good! It's my honor to relieve myself with the chieftain!" Sha Laosan was taken aback at first, then perked up and quickly followed.

After relieving themselves in the outhouse, the two men shook themselves off, then fastened their clothes and came out.

"Old Man Sha, I have a jar of fine wine here. Would you like to have a couple of sips?" Du Fan thought for a moment and felt it was necessary to explain what had happened tonight. So, after a little preparation, he said this.

"The chieftain wants to treat me to a drink?" Sha Laosan was taken aback.

"I'm sorry, it was my oversight. There are still people waiting for you. You should go back now. We can drink another day." Du Fan coughed lightly and said awkwardly. He felt that he had been too stupid today. Had he ruined his brain by staying in seclusion?

"No, no, Chieftain, you misunderstand. It's a great honor for me, Sha Laosan, to invite me for a drink. As for that woman, let her take care of herself. Let's go now," Sha Laosan said with a grin and winking.

"This isn't a good idea... Never mind, let's go." Du Fan took a deep breath. He felt he should speak as little as possible now, otherwise, he would make a mistake if he said too much.

After Du Fan brought Sha Laosan back to his bamboo house, he went straight to the wooden cabinet, opened the cabinet door, and pretended to reach into the air from inside. In reality, he secretly used his storage bag to instantly take out two jars of top-quality wine that he had bought in Zhongzhou.

"Sha Laosan, here you go." Du Fan said calmly as he tossed one of the jars to Sha Laosan.

"Thank you, Chieftain, but... the title 'Third Brother Sha' is a bit inappropriate now. To avoid suspicion from the Third Master, I've been thinking about changing my name, but I'm really not very bright. Even 'Third Brother Sha' was something I had to rack my brains to come up with back then." Third Brother Sha scratched his head hard and said somewhat dejectedly.

"It's just a name, nothing serious. Since the brothers are already used to calling me that, there's no need to change it. I'll talk to the Third Boss about it tomorrow." Du Fan walked to the table, sat down, opened the bottle, and continued to Sha Laoda, "Have a sip first."

"good!"

After their wine jars clinked together, the two men immediately tilted their heads back and gulped down a large mouthful. In no time, they had emptied a third of the jar of wine.

Du Fan's eyes flashed, and he was about to explain the "peeping" incident when Sha Laosan spoke first, saying, "Chief, you must keep what happened just now a secret for me, or I will die a terrible death."

"Huh? What is it?" Du Fan was taken aback.

"It's about me and that woman, Chieftain. This matter must not be known to anyone else." Sha Laosan sounded guilty, like a thief, and even his burly body trembled involuntarily.

"Sha Laosan, that woman... she's not one of the other brothers' wives, is she?" Du Fan's face darkened, and he spoke in a deep voice.

"How could I, Sha Laosan, do such a thing? Chieftain, you've misunderstood. That woman has never been married and has been with me for a long time," Sha Laosan hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"Have you been following me for a long time? Third Brother Sha, I have some doubts in my mind, I don't know if I should say them?" Upon hearing this, Du Fan's expression softened, he tilted his head back and took a sip of wine, then thought of something, a strange look suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he said hesitantly.

"Hehe, Chieftain, you want to ask me about my homosexuality, right?" Sha Laosan chuckled, surprisingly not hiding anything and taking the initiative to speak.

"Um, it's about this. So... you're open to anyone?" Du Fan glanced at Sha Laosan and said tactfully.

"Haha, Chieftain, you jest. I've always been perfectly normal and have never had that kind of fetish." Sha Laosan laughed heartily, saying something that greatly surprised Du Fan.

"This...was something you did on purpose? And why?" Du Fan asked in astonishment.

"Since the chieftain has asked, I naturally dare not hide it. I was forced to do this... In short, it was to escape the marriage!" Sha Laosan took a big gulp of wine and said with a face full of grief and indignation.

"Running away from marriage... Look at your pathetic self. If you're not satisfied with the other person, just refuse them directly. Why put such a huge burden on yourself, making it so that you have to keep your intimate moments secret from now on?" Du Fan found Sha Laosan's peculiar way of thinking hard to believe.

"Chief, if it were anyone else, would I, Sha Laosan, be so cowardly? My fiancée is... is Elder Tian, ​​and more importantly, it was Elder Shen who personally arranged the marriage. How could I dare to refuse directly!" Sha Laosan said with a face full of grievance and let out a wail.

"So it's Miss Tian Wu and Elder Shen. Hmm, in that case, it's indeed not easy to refuse directly, otherwise, you wouldn't be able to stay in the Green Forest Stronghold." Du Fan nodded in deep agreement at first, but then felt something was off. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said:

"Why refuse? Miss Tian is beautiful, highly skilled in martial arts, righteous, and the leader of a stronghold. Do you have extremely high standards that you are not satisfied with even these conditions?"

"Chief, this isn't a question of satisfaction or dissatisfaction, it's... how dare I marry her! If I really marry her, will I ever have a good life?" Sha Laosan's massive body suddenly trembled, and he shrank his neck.

"She's not a tiger, she's not going to eat you, is she?" Du Fan was speechless.

"If I absolutely had to choose, I'd rather choose a tiger," Sha Laosan said, pursing his lips, then added, "Even a male one."

"So you lied and said you were gay, and then you managed to run away from the wedding?" Du Fan took a sip of wine and said with a wry smile.

"That's right. When I said those words, I immediately shocked everyone present. Old Master Shen had no choice but to drop the matter."

"Luckily I was quick-witted, otherwise the consequences would have been unimaginable." Old Man Sha shuddered and said with lingering fear.

"In order not to marry Tian Wu, you are willing to remain unmarried for the rest of your life, sneaking around when you want a woman, living in constant fear of being exposed, and even bearing a bad reputation for the rest of your life. Is it really worth it?" Du Fan found this hard to understand.

"It's worth it, absolutely worth it!" Old Man Sha slammed his hand on the table and said decisively.

Du Fan sighed, thinking to himself, "Miss Tian Wu, what a failure you've been! You've actually driven a true hero to this state. Are you really that terrifying...?"

"Hehe, Chieftain, you don't know yet, do you? Your appearance saved the Third Master's life. That guy has been looking for a chance to repay you, Chieftain." Sha Laosan chuckled and suddenly said.

"Oh? What do you mean?" Du Fan glanced at the other person, a vague guess forming in his mind.

"Old Master Tian is already in his twenties this year, and those four old men are very anxious. Old Master Shen's next target is the Third Master. Upon receiving this news, the Third Master was immediately terrified."

However, that guy was ruthless enough to volunteer to go undercover in Flying Dragon Village, and his attitude was unusually firm. Old Shen had no choice but to tacitly agree to it. But being an undercover agent usually doesn't end well.

In other words, the third leader was prepared to die in order not to marry Tian Laoda. If the chief hadn't suddenly come to raid the stronghold and declared that he wanted to marry Tian Laoda, the third leader would have already left and would most likely be dead in a foreign land by now. "Sha Laosan slowly said.

Du Fan was speechless, never expecting such a thing to exist.

"Chief, actually... you are already the leader of our Green Forest Stronghold. No one in the entire stronghold disagrees with that. As for Elder Tian, ​​sigh, you have no reason to jeopardize your life's happiness." Sha Laosan hesitated for a long time, holding back again and again, but finally couldn't hold back and said through gritted teeth.

"Nonsense, Sha Laosan! How could I, Li Daoming, be the kind of gigolo who climbs the social ladder by relying on women? My feelings for Miss Tian Wu are genuine!" Du Fan rebuked her with a hint of anger and righteous indignation.

"Ah! Cough cough, Chieftain is truly unfathomable, with unique insight far beyond my comprehension. I admire you, I admire you!" Sha Laosan's eyes suddenly turned strange. After a dry cough, he suddenly gave Du Fan a thumbs up.