My bathroom leads to the celestial realm.

48 Wishing you all the best

He Tiannan was overjoyed to receive the phone, but instead of playing with it, he reached into his Qiankun bag.

His robes were destroyed, but his magic bag remained.

Xu Yan reacted quickly, stopping them with a shout: "Wait!"

He Tiannan was taken aback: "What?"

Xu Yan's eyes flickered: "It's not convenient now, let's talk about it later!"

As he spoke, he removed He Tiannan's hand from the Qiankun bag.

He Tiannan was full of doubts, but he didn't insist any further. He looked left and right, full of envy: "Your cave is really big; it's actually a complete little world!"

Xu Yan's expression stiffened: You're the one who's young, your whole family is young. Do you even know how big the universe is? The observable universe alone is over 900 billion light-years, okay?

It's not 900 billion, it's over 900 billion!

You're saying this vast universe is a small world? Just how big is the Great World?

Forget it, there's no point in arguing with this guy, so let's save our breath.

"Yes, yes, you're absolutely right!" Xu Yan nodded repeatedly. "Let's go back!"

His instinct was to get He Tiannan home as soon as possible, so that he wouldn't be seen showing off outside anymore.

"Go home?" He Tiannan blinked, then immediately shook his head. "This place is so interesting, let's explore it!"

Want to browse around?

Xu Yan was completely flustered. This is something I should have heard... no, I was so angry that I lost my mind. Is this a word that should have come out of your mouth?

But he couldn't stop her: "You still have this habit?"

"It didn't exist before," He Tiannan said, "but it does now... Look over there!"

Xu Yan looked across the street but didn't see anything unusual: "What are you looking at?"

"Hey, those young ladies!" He Tiannan turned Xu Yan's head to the right position. "They're so pretty!"

Across the street, several energetic young girls were dressed in shorts and t-shirts, looking both cool and stylish.

Xu Yan sighed deeply and nodded, "Handsome, really handsome, I love watching too... No, are you just going to stand here and peek at this young lady forever? Where's the decorum, integrity, and restraint of a Nascent Soul cultivator?"

"Go away, go away! I'm still in the Golden Core stage, I haven't broken through yet!"

Judging from the way Master He was enjoying himself, it was clear that this wasn't the first time he'd done something so tasteless.

Xu Yan really wanted to ask again, "Do you want me to install something really cool on your phone?"

Thinking about it carefully, instead of desperately trying to hide it, it's better to let him see it properly, and he'll go back once he's had his fill of fun.

So Xu Yan changed tactics, employing the same patience he used to use to appease his maternal uncle during summer and winter vacations: "In that case, how about you come with me to a fun place, senior?"

He Tiannan finally managed to reluctantly look away: "Where to?"

"Just follow me!"

Half an hour later, at the arcade.

He Tiannan sat in front of an arcade machine, shouting and yelling. His hands moved so quickly and efficiently that he made the kid opposite him cry.

Master He, who had easily defeated the little kid, laughed heartily, pulled out a game coin, and stuffed it into the kid's hand: "Go away, go play somewhere else!"

The little boy stopped crying and started laughing, then walked away happily.

childish!

Xu Yan, standing to the side, sighed helplessly, inwardly blaming himself for bringing him here!

Master He truly lived up to his reputation as a peak Golden Core cultivator. He could quickly master any type of game and had a great time playing it, attracting a group of kids who cheered and frantically worshipped Uncle He.

He Tiannan was so happy he couldn't stop laughing, his smug expression impossible to ignore even through two rows of cameras.

Xu Yan even considered: with this passion and this hand speed, could he become the world's number one in e-sports?

While having a headache, I opened my phone and asked the AI ​​what I usually do when I'm stuck on a story: "I have a friend who traveled from the world of cultivation and is playing arcade games. What should I do?"

Doubao: Haha, the imagery is amazing! Watching the ancient martial arts cultivators frantically swipe the arcade joystick is so much fun!

Let him immerse himself in the novelties of the mortal world, and incidentally teach him various arcade moves so he can experience a different kind of fighting fun.

Yuanbao: Your guide to properly dealing with a powerful cultivator playing arcade games.

First, stay calm.

This friend, who came from the world of cultivation, was so shocked by the neon-lit arcade that his experience was comparable to that of an ordinary person seeing flying on a sword for the first time.

Your task is to help him "adapt to the culture," not to treat him as an outsider.

Scroll down for more details:

Phase 1: Explaining the basic rules (very important)

Joystick button: "Does this thing possess a spirit?"

"This is... um... a low-spec version of the magic weapon controller!"

Why do we need to insert coins?

"These are spirit stones from this world; without their input, the formation cannot be activated!"

"Will I die if I lose?"

"No, at most you'll lose a few spirit stones, but your soul will be unharmed."

"What grade is this machine?"

"Roughly equivalent to... a Foundation Establishment stage demon beast..."

Xu Yan glanced at the delighted He Zhenren, then looked at the answer on his phone, and couldn't picture it at all.

Phase Two: Choosing the Right Game

Don't let him play hardcore fighting games or bullet hell shooters right away, or he might think he's undergoing a tribulation...

Phase 3: Handling Abnormal Behavior

You may encounter the following situations:

He formed hand seals in front of the screen... He tried to probe the machine's interior with his divine sense... He was enraged by his losing streak, and the surrounding temperature dropped...

Phase Four: Suggestions for Long-Term Relationships

Don't let him touch pay-to-win mobile games: he can't distinguish between virtual and real-world gacha pulls, and what if he actually thinks he's drawing for destiny...

Since he's willing to play games with you, it means he considers you a friend—cherish this friendship that transcends dimensions.

Ultimate Reminder

If one day he says, "The spiritual energy in this world is thin, but electrons contain wondrous Daoist principles, I have decided to stay here and study them,"

You just reply with one sentence:

"Okay, then I'll treat you to a new subscription tonight."

After all, those who can play games with you, whether they're cultivating immortality or have returned from it, are all good brothers.

Xu Yan wanted to flip the table: Damn it, what kind of good brother is this? This is a ticking time bomb!

I'd like to take him home. Any suggestions?

Doubao: First, find out the reason for his time travel and recreate the scene that triggered it... Should I help you write a farewell message?

Yuanbao: Oh dear, you want to take him home? That's quite a task!

Several paragraphs, including sections one, two, three, and four, are omitted here.

Good luck! Hopefully, this will help your friend return to his peaceful resting place soon. But before that, remember to have him treat you to a few games as a "farewell gift"!

Xu Yan was both annoyed and amused. What was all this about?

Sigh, never mind, I shouldn't have asked you!

Doubao: Haha, okay~ Then let's just let things take their course and enjoy playing arcade games with this friend from another world.

Yuanbao: I'm sorry to have frustrated you. I failed to provide any truly helpful assistance and instead kept making jokes based on the established rules.

Since you don't want to continue this topic, let's leave it at that. If you have any other questions later, or just want to talk to someone, you can come back anytime.

Wish you all the best.