novelapdf Chapter 101 The Yandere Scorpion Demon Xu Xian's Sacrifice
Chapter 101 The Yandere Scorpion Demon Xu Xian's Sacrifice
Chapter 101 The Yandere Scorpion Demon Xu Xian's Sacrifice
Xu Xian rode the clouds westward and soon arrived at a strange country.
The Women's Kingdom of Xiliang!
There are no men in this country; reproduction depends entirely on a river called the Mother-Child River.
Xu Xian had longed for this for a long time!
Of course, things are very different now.
Xu Xian's cultivation had long surpassed the ordinary and entered sainthood, and his divine eyes could see through all things in the world.
To him, mortal women were nothing more than beautiful skeletons, and they held no interest whatsoever.
Therefore, I have never been here.
This time, Xu Xian needs to visit the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang to see the Scorpion Demon.
He cast a transformation spell, turning himself into an ordinary woman and strolling through the streets of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom.
The main streets of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom were quite bustling.
The streets were full of women in long skirts and short jackets, with slicked-back hair and powdered faces.
Regardless of age, there was not a single man among them.
Besides candied hawthorns and meat buns, which are found in all realms, there are also all sorts of miscellaneous items.
Firewood, cloth, needles and thread, utensils —
All kinds, everything is available.
There were shouts and calls for sale everywhere.
Apart from the fact that everyone there is a woman, it seems to be no different from other mortal kingdoms.
Xu Xian wandered around the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang for a while, and got a general feel for the local customs and culture.
They continued flying and arrived at the Pipa Cave on Poisonous Enemy Mountain.
This is the scorpion demon's lair.
This strange creature is a scorpion that listens to sutras in Leiyin Temple.
She was pushed by Buddha, and then stung Buddha's middle finger with the golden hook at the back of her tail.
The Buddha was in unbearable pain and ordered the Vajra warriors around him to capture the Scorpion Demon, but she escaped.
Now, he has descended to the mortal realm as a demon and is living in the Pipa Cave.
The Scorpion Demon was extremely powerful. Guanyin once commented that her poisonous stump was so potent that even Guanyin herself could not get close to it.
The only problem is————
"The Poisonous Stake That Destroyed Horse —"
Although Xu Xian had prepared an extremely comprehensive strategy, he never tried it on the Scorpion Demon.
He had completed the game once, but had never encountered the Scorpion Demon.
Therefore, Xu Xian was unsure whether he could successfully subdue it this time.
"My indestructible body is almost as strong as Monkey King's, but I'm afraid it won't be able to defend against that poisonous stinger. Fortunately, I once learned the Heart-Piercing Poison Sting, which can barely help me resist it."
"And this guy has a pretty bad temper; he even dared to sting Buddha. His character model in the game is also a mature, elegant woman..."
Queen type —
Xu Xian muttered a few words and stepped outside the Pipa Cave, just in time to hear a delicate shout coming from inside.
"Which bastard is making fun of me?"
Xu Xian was taken aback.
I only said a few words, and the monster heard me?
This is so unlucky.
Xu Xian was hesitating whether to turn around and leave when he suddenly heard a loud bang.
The cave door was blown apart, and a very tall and beautiful woman walked straight out.
It was the Scorpion Demon!
The scorpion demon wore a long, bright red dress and had an extremely beautiful face, with a pair of phoenix eyes that exuded a heroic spirit.
At this moment, she looked around and shouted angrily, "Which bastard said I have a bad temper—was it you?!"
Xu Xian looked at the scorpion demon in front of him and immediately shook his head, saying, "This is a misunderstanding, I can explain."
The scorpion demon put her hands on her hips and shouted, "Come in with me. I need you to explain yourself properly. Pay special attention to what 'queen' or 'mature woman' means, hehehe—cough cough cough!"
Xu Xian was taken aback, suddenly realizing that the scorpion demon wasn't as reckless as he had imagined.
Surprisingly, it's kind of cute.
Xu Xian stepped into the Pipa Cave and was surprised to find that the interior was decorated in a rather cozy manner.
Generally speaking, the yokai cave contains many of the yokai's various preferences.
Moreover, most of them were quite fishy, smelly, and filthy, making people nauseous.
But the cave dwelling before them was completely different.
The Pipa Cave is exquisitely decorated and exudes a fragrant aroma, just like the boudoir of a well-bred lady, making people feel relaxed and happy.
Standing in the cave, Xu Xian exclaimed in admiration, "It truly is a wonderful place, and with your arrangement, it is even more elegant."
The scorpion demon sat on the stone bench, poured herself a glass of wine, and sneered, "You speak so eloquently, have you ever been to school?"
Xu Xian, without blushing or panting, replied: "Not only are you well-educated, but you're also very talented."
The scorpion demon sized Xu Xian up and down, then asked, "You're not from the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang, and judging by your clothes, you're not even from Xiniu Hezhou. Where are you from? How come you've heard I have a bad temper?"
While guarding against the poisonous stinger, Xu Xian used his prepared words to win over the scorpion demon.
"I come from Jambudvipa, and I have come here specifically to see you."
The scorpion demon pushed the wine cup toward Xu Xian and laughed, "What are you doing here? Want to fight? And don't try to evade the question; where did you hear I have a bad temper?"
She's a bit arrogant and a bit conceited.
Xu Xian internally assessed the Scorpion Demon and also gained a general understanding of how to win her over.
For someone so arrogant and conceited, of course, she should be praised to the skies.
Xu Xian laughed and said, "Why don't you know? The Scorpion Demon's name has already spread to the Southern Continent."
Back in the day, you honored me by going to Leiyin Temple to listen to the sutras—
The scorpion demon immediately nodded in agreement, saying, "That's right, that's right! Going to Leiyin Temple to listen to the sutras is giving face to Buddha!"
"Yes, yes, that guy Tathagata is shameless; he even dared to push you. He's truly outrageous—"
The scorpion was in high spirits and arranged for the little demons in her cave to prepare wine and food for Xu Xian: "That bald monk was indeed presumptuous, daring to touch me? Do you think I'm someone who can be manipulated like this?"
"That's amazing! That's truly incredible!"
Inside the cave, the little demons had already served the snacks to go with the wine. The scorpion demon personally poured wine for Xu Xian, her eyes sparkling: "What's so amazing about it? Tell me quickly."
Xu Xian took a sip of wine and began to shower people with compliments.
"Who in the world doesn't know that Tathagata is the Buddha of the Western Paradise, the present Buddha who governs the Western Paradise?"
"His magical power is boundless, and his supernatural abilities are vast."
"Who among the gods and Buddhas dares to provoke us?"
"Most demons would probably tremble at the mere mention of the name of Buddha and flee in terror."
The key to Xu Xian's excessive flattery is to provide contrast.
If he wants to praise the Scorpion Demon for her prowess, he can't just say she's powerful; he has to praise her opponent first.
Upon hearing this, the Scorpion Demon nodded in agreement, even personally serving Xu Xian some snacks: "That's right, among all living beings in the world, who dares to fight against Buddha?"
Xu Xian took a bite of the fragrant side dish and immediately nodded in approval: "Yes, who would dare to fight against Buddha?"
Only you! More importantly, your single move, the Poisonous Sting, actually pierced through the Buddha's physical body, causing him unbearable pain!
"Hehe, keep going!"
"Who in the world today could do this? Think about it, can such a thing be kept secret?"
"You can't hide it anymore, so what?"
"Then the news spread to Jambudvipa! The monsters there longed to see the Scorpion Demon just once. There's a Calabash Mountain near my hometown, where the Snake Demon and the Scorpion Demon reside. The two monsters' lifelong wish is to see you."
The scorpion demon's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"It's true! If I'm lying, those scorpion demon and snake demon will suffer a terrible death!"
"Hehe, you're quite an interesting person. So, you just said I have a bad temper—"
Xu Xian's gaze was firm as he nodded and said, "I'm praising you!"
"What about a queen or a mature, sophisticated woman?"
"This is how we in Jambudvipa (the southern continent) praise someone! It represents your nobility, elegance, beauty, maturity, intellect, and alluring sensuality—"
The scorpion demon blinked her big eyes and personally fed Xu Xian vegetables, laughing, "Although I don't quite understand what she's saying, I feel like these words are all praising me."
"That's right, everyone's praising you."
The scorpion demon fed Xu Xian some vegetables, her eyes filled with longing: "You said you came from the Southern Continent, so can you write poetry? I've heard that the people there are very talented, belonging to the Celestial Empire."
Xu Xian thought to himself, according to the original history, this is now the Eastern Han Dynasty.
It is indeed possible to completely dominate and defeat the neighboring countries.
Even during the most chaotic period of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms period, any warlord could treat the surrounding ethnic minorities as easy targets to gain experience.
The Celestial Empire truly lives up to its name.
Unfortunately, this world is a modified version of the original world, which overlaps with the history of the original world, but is not entirely the same.
The poems and prose mentioned by the scorpion demon were not limited to Han Dynasty folk songs, but also included Tang poetry, Song lyrics, and Yuan drama.
Although Xu Xian wasn't very good at these things, he was, after all, a modern man, and had accumulated countless beautiful poems in his mind.
In addition, his cultivation level is very high at this time, enough to achieve photographic memory and even the ability to trace back to the origin.
Xu Xian could even recall various things from his infancy.
Therefore, all the ancient poems and prose he learned in his previous life—whether he could remember them or not—he can now recite them fluently.
Upon hearing the Scorpion Demon's words, Xu Xian immediately nodded and said, "That place is indeed very nice, and I can also write poetry."
The scorpion demon's eyes brightened even more: "Wait here, I'll go make you a few side dishes—what do you like to eat?"
"Mmm—meat!"
"Just you wait!"
The scorpion demon vanished from her cave in a flash.
A moment later, he walked in carrying a black bear.
"I'll braise bear meat for you. After we finish eating, take me to Jambudvipa (the southern continent of Jambudvipa) for a stroll, and while you're at it, write me a poem."
Xu Xian naturally did not refuse.
While the scorpion demon was cooking bear meat, he picked up his pen and wrote a famous poem by Li Bai that flattered him.
Qingping Tune.
Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing.
If it weren't for Qunyu Shantou, we would meet at Yaotai.
Generally speaking, copying poems after time travel is extremely restricted.
Because most poems contain many allusions.
These allusions are either historical stories or myths and legends.
They all have very clear sources.
If someone were to travel to another world and rashly copy many poems, they would definitely expose a major flaw.
But Xu Xian naturally wouldn't have this problem.
At this moment, one is in a mythological world, where various allusions and images of Qingpingdiao are very common.
There will be absolutely no flaws.
The scorpion demon was more efficient than Xu Xian had imagined.
She quickly prepared a large plate of bear meat, placed it in front of Xu Xian, poured him some fine wine, and said with a smile, "Try it~"
Seeing the Scorpion Demon's expectant look, Xu Xian knew exactly what he should say.
He picked up his chopsticks, took a piece of bear meat, and put it in his mouth, chewing it gently.
Fatty, fishy, and utterly tasteless —
Xu Xian looked at the scorpion demon with sparkling eyes: "It's delicious! I never knew your cooking skills were so amazing."
"Hey! What are you saying? What do you mean I'm not amazing?"
Xu Xian put down his chopsticks: "That's right, that's right!"
"Um, why aren't you eating?"
"Here, this is a poem for you."
The scorpion demon's eyes shone even brighter.
She took the paper with both hands, then suddenly paused, "Wait a minute."
After saying that, the scorpion demon went straight into the depths of the cave.
Immediately, the sound of flowing water and a faint fragrance wafted over.
A moment later, the scorpion demon returned to Xu Xian, still carrying a faint mist of water.
This surprised Xu Xian.
Does the scorpion demon really like poetry?
Do we really need to burn incense and take a bath?
"I don't know much about poetry, but I can tell good from bad. Don't try to fool me."
The scorpion demon took Xu Xian's "Qing Ping Diao" with both hands and read it aloud softly.
"Clouds resemble her garments, flowers her face; the spring breeze caresses the balustrade—the dew is heavy."
"If we don't meet on the summit of Mount Qunyu, we'll meet under the moon on the Jade Terrace."
After reading it, the scorpion demon was stunned for a long time.
Xu Xian waited quietly.
Looking at the bear meat in front of him, he ultimately lacked the courage to take another bite and could only continue drinking.
After a long while, Xu Xian's soul trembled, and a golden poison hook appeared before him.
Poisonous stump that felled the horse!
"What do you mean by this?"
The scorpion demon looked at Xu Xian, her calm eyes tinged with a hint of madness: "I'm going to keep you by my side; you'll be mine from now on!"
broken.
Not only is she tsundere, she's also a yandere!
Xu Xian subtly dodged, moving much further away from the poisoned hook, before smiling and saying, "You jest, fairy."
The scorpion demon retracted her venomous sting and said with a smile, "Do you think I'm joking? I'll do anything for you as long as you stay by my side."
As they spoke, the scorpion demon suddenly took off her bright red dress, revealing a pink lining and her fair arms.
As a modern person, Xu Xian had no feelings about this kind of scene that didn't need to be censored.
The scorpion demon, however, assumed Xu Xian was calm and collected, and her smile deepened: "You seem to think my resolve isn't strong enough?"
With a slight tremor, the scorpion demon's underpants slipped down.
Long, straight, and white —
As expected of a mature and sophisticated woman, she truly has a great figure!
Xu Xian swallowed hard and said, "Fairy, I've come here to ask you for a favor. Of course, I'll have to pay a price."
The scorpion demon waved her hand, and red candles lit up the cave, along with bright red decorations hanging high.
She licked her red lips and narrowed her eyes: "Let me see what price you're willing to pay."
Xu Xian sighed, picked up the scorpion demon around the waist, and gently placed her on the bed.
The scorpion demon frowned slightly and said reproachfully, "I'm not some delicate queen. I have plenty of strength and methods. Don't underestimate me."
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Xu Xian hesitated for a moment, then picked up the scorpion demon and slammed her heavily onto the bed.
The scorpion demon let out a delicate cry, her face flushed red.
Xu Xian's Yin-Yang Harmony Technique has not been abandoned; its application to the Scorpion Demon today has a unique flavor.
At this moment, the Scorpion Demon put her red dress back on, turned around to look at Xu Xian who was still lying on the bed, and smiled, "Don't worry, as long as you behave well, I won't abandon you."
Looking at the scorpion demon, Xu Xian thought to himself, "Something feels off about her."
It seems like we've been taken advantage of.
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But since things had come to this, he got down to business: "Do you have any methods to deal with the Pleiades Star Lord?"
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