novelapdf Chapter 119 What's my name?
Chapter 119 What's my name?
Chapter 119 What's my name?
When Zhao Ming'er returned to the Women's Kingdom with the Pleiades Star Lord, Jiang Feng was examining the swelling on Sha Wujing's forehead.
He looked puzzled, his brow furrowed as he stared at the swelling, muttering, "This shouldn't be happening. Why isn't it working? Maybe I didn't apply enough saliva? Why won't this bump go down?"
Sha Wujing said with a resentful look, "Master, who told you that applying some saliva will make the swelling go down after being stung?"
Jiang Feng said, "Old Abbot, when I was a child, I was stung by a bee. He would put some saliva on my swelling, and I would feel better after a while."
Sha Wujing was taken aback, then said somewhat dejectedly, "Master, may I ask, is that old abbot a spirit born from the antidote pill?"
Jiang Feng rested his chin on his hand, lost in thought: "Your line of thinking is quite unique, but I don't really think it's—"
Sha Wujing said irritably, "You really dare to think that way? I'm saying this method is unreliable!"
Just then, the Pleiades Star Lord arrived, glanced at the swelling on Sha Wujing's head, and said, "It's just a swelling, I'll treat it for you."
Seeing that he was finally saved, Sha Wujing quickly bowed to the Pleiades Star Lord and said, "May I ask your esteemed name, brother? I, Sha Wujing, thank you in advance!"
The Pleiades star official looked at Zhao Ming'er: "What's my name again?"
Upon hearing this, Sha Wujing couldn't help but show a look of utter disbelief: "Huh? You don't even know your own name?"
Zhao Ming'er coughed twice and explained, "He likes to joke. This is the Golden Rooster Great Sage of Golden Rooster Mountain. He has cultivated on Golden Rooster Mountain for over a thousand years and is most skilled at dealing with monsters like scorpion demons and centipede demons."
Sha Wujing chuckled twice: "So it's the Golden Rooster Great Sage. What should I do about this bump on my head?"
The Pleiades star official confidently said, "No problem at all. I'll put some saliva on it, and I guarantee the swelling will go down immediately!"
"————"
Sha Wujing was completely taken aback, his eyes widening as he exclaimed, "You're also a spirit born from an antidote pill?"
Without further ado, the Pleiades Star Lord wiped his saliva on the swelling with his hand, blew on it, and the swelling on Sha Wujing's head disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After a while, Sha Wujing touched his forehead, a hint of confusion showing in his eyes: "It's really healed!"
Jiang Feng replied with an expression that said, "Of course, I forgot to blow air into it."
When I arrived in the Western Paradise, I also tried this method on Buddha to see if I could help him get rid of that swollen bump on his head.
Buddha:
You just want to spit on me, don't you?!
A moment later, Jiang Feng had a banquet set out, and two earthworms were specially placed on the table of the Pleiades Star Lord.
Seeing the Pleiades's blank expression, Jiang Feng explained, "I specially went to the Imperial Garden to dig up two earthworms, so please don't be shy."
Pleiades Star Lord gritted his teeth: "No, we must be polite. I'm a vegetarian, you can eat the earthworms yourselves!"
Jiang Feng looked regretful: "Then forget it. Let's just send them back to the Imperial Garden and let them till the soil."
The Pleiades Constellation Lord said calmly, "Bring the roast chicken down as well. I suspect you're threatening me, and this plate of roast chicken is proof!"
Jiang Feng was taken aback, then noticed that there was a roast chicken on every table. He quickly said, "This really isn't my fault. I didn't know they would serve roast chicken!"
The Pleiades Star Lord, hearing the familiar excuses, glanced at Zhao Ming'er, then thought of Kui Mulang and the Old Man of the Moon; it seemed that everyone was using the same excuses as Jiang Feng.
He sighed helplessly, "It's really not your fault. It's just that I've been having such bad luck lately that I've become paranoid."
Jiang Feng took out a yellow talisman and flicked it at the Pleiades Star Lord: "A talisman for changing your luck, one hundred taels of gold each, I'll give you a 20% discount, you can pay me back if you don't have enough!"
The Pleiades Star Lord reached out and caught the yellow talisman, his feelings a mixture of emotions.
This monk has a conscience, but not much.
It seems my bad luck continues. I kindly offered to help, but now I'm owed eighty taels of gold. Where can I complain about this?
While they were having lunch, a series of clanging sounds suddenly rang out in the distance, causing the entire palace to tremble slightly.
A glint flashed in Jiang Feng's eyes. He put down his chopsticks and said, "The scorpion demon is banging against the stone door. Let's go over there!"
Having said that, he transformed into a gust of wind and arrived at Poisonous Enemy Mountain with everyone.
The chains binding the stone gate were very strong. Behind the stone gate, the scorpion demon was directing a group of her minions to carve out the stone gate.
The scorpion demon was furious, never expecting Jiang Feng to be so wicked as to chain the stone door shut to prevent her from leaving.
Thankfully, the stone door had no gaps, otherwise she felt Jiang Feng would definitely have resorted to such a despicable trick as smoking her!
A moment later, a hole was finally chiseled open in the stone gate. The little demons were also quite exhausted, and they followed the scorpion demon as they crawled out of the hole one after another.
Jiang Feng looked at the disheveled group of monsters below the mountain and laughed, "Scorpion Demon, look who I am!"
The scorpion demon sized him up, quickly catching the scent of that "Ji Taimei" on him, and flew into a rage: "You damned monk, daring to transform into a chicken demon and toy with me! Prepare to die!"
Before he finished speaking, he transformed into a streak of black light and a poisonous stinger aimed at Jiang Feng.
With a wave of his right hand, the Pleiades star official sent a beam of white light flying out from his sleeve, which collided head-on with the black light.
The scorpion demon revealed itself and looked warily at the Pleiades Star Lord.
Her poisonous spikes were always invincible and unstoppable, but this was the first time they had been blocked by someone with bare hands, which made her feel a little flustered.
"And who are you?"
The Pleiades Star Lord said, "I am the Great Sage Golden Rooster! I have heard of your many evil deeds, and today I have come to punish you!"
The scorpion demon roared, "Another busybody! Minions, charge!"
At his command, hundreds of lesser demons followed the scorpion and charged toward the mountaintop.
Jiang Feng calmly pulled out his shotgun and pulled the trigger at the oncoming group of demons.
"Bang!"
With a deafening roar, thousands of beams of magical energy shot towards the monsters.
At the same time, a divine wind of samadhi rose from the ground.
In an instant, darkness fell, and billowing yellow sand instantly engulfed their figures.
In no time, these lesser demons were annihilated by the Samadhi Divine Wind, leaving only the Scorpion Demon as a lone commander who rushed in front of Jiang Feng, only to be blocked by the Pleiades Star Lord.
The Pleiades Star Lord's hands were like iron claws as he fought against the scorpion demon wielding a steel fork. Each time his hands collided with the fork, sparks flew.
After fighting for more than a dozen rounds, the Scorpion Demon felt that she was being restrained by the Pleiades Star Lord at every turn, and beads of sweat appeared on her forehead.
How can this chicken demon be so powerful? Even the poisonous stinger is ineffective against him. What should we do?
Fearing that the gods in the heavens would recognize his true form, the Pleiades Star Lord could only use his uncommon martial arts to fight the Scorpion Demon, which made him feel very awkward.
He only needed to use his supernatural powers to make the scorpion demon lose all its magic and reveal its true form.
But doing so would expose his identity, so for the time being he could only maintain the status quo while thinking of a way to capture the scorpion demon.
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